#shit luck

[monigote001]

They bandaged my foot, I will have to wear an ankle brace and crutches. It hurts a lot, but at least it wasn't a fracture

[theemomarshmallow]

Disney+ has reeeeeeeally gotta fix their shit.

Tell me how you’ll not only just Not Log In.

But the device I WAS logged into now forced me to go through superficial profile customization that didn’t need done AT ALL.

And then forces you to log in once you go through EVERY. TAB.

And then. And then! You’re very correct password is UNACCEPTABLE SOMEHOW.

And this only seems to happen when I say aloud “you know what I’d love to watch_____”

NO ONE ELSE HAS HAD PROBLEMS this only happens when I want to watch something.

Is it a first world problem sure but we literally were watching stuff on it this morning. Works for my husband. The minute he leaves oh fuck now we can’t have this!

I just want ONE THING IN MY LIFE TO GO RIGHT GOD!!

[ynbabe]

He saw a sad blond child and went: ohhhhh your our son now

did charles adopt logan during the press meet?

[inamindfarfaraway]

It's so funny that Cass worked past her suicidal ideation by actually dying, allowing herself to be murdered, and then being brought back, so she could be like "Hmm. Disappointing" and move on with her life satisfied. All for the sake of being the most badass she could possibly be. Like. On one hand, she achieved her goal and did indeed get more badass afterward. But on the other hand. Therapy exists. She probably didn't need to do that.

[flower-khajiit]

I usually only play mages and rogues in Dragon Age: Origins, but I recently decided to go through the Dalish origin as a warrior for a change. It strikes me now just how hilariously stingy the game is with lockpicking-able rogue companions.

Tamlen and Fenarel are warriors, Merrill is a mage. Soris, the city elf companion, is a warrior. Mama Cousland is a warrior. Gorim, dwarf noble companion, is a warrior.

If you play as Brosca, you get a rogue companion, Leske. Leske, who is a career criminal, does not come with lockpicking skills. Daveth - your fellow Warden recruit and a thief - is also a rogue without lockpicking skills.

All the time there are locked chests everywhere. Shiny. Glittering. Utterly unopenable.

[shrimpchipsss]

the professors shen should never have been forced to share an office

wasn't professor shen the senior being associate professor shen the junior's PhD advisor enough?

[saturnrin]

I love the idea that everything (positive) that Lila lies about somehow comes true for Marinette.

Lila lies about having connections to the queen of England? Suddenly, Marinette is getting regular commissions from the queen herself and forms quite the acquaintance-ship w the royal family.

Lila "is practically family" to an Italian mafia? Marinettes grandmother has quite an eccentric background, and through her, Marinette somehow manages to get a local Italian Mafia to pseudo-adopt her. (Only because she refused to actually be adopted, much to their disappointment)

Lila "went on tour" with Jagged Stone? Guess who wants his favorite designer to accompany him for his U.S. tour during the summer?

Oh, Lila says she acted in a movie for Graham de Vanily Films? Guess who ends up accidentally staring in a Graham de Vanily film?

I just want all the positive things that Lila lies about to happen to Marinette, who is sufficiently surprised every time (you'd think she'd be used to it by now), meanwhile, in the background, Lila gets progressively more pissed.

And the worst part? Every time she tries to upstage Marinette with something even bigger and grander than Marrinettes' own accomplishments? No matter how ridiculous, Marinette somehow ends up stumbling upon That. Exact. Opportunity.

It's incredibly frustrating.

You could say Marinette has some miraculous luck, despite how adamantly Tikki denies any involvement in these increasingly ridiculous turns of events.

All in all; Lila is frustrated, Marinette is frustrated, and Tikki is very amused (as are Adrien and Plagg, who watch this shit-show from the background).

[titenoute]

What once was one, then was two…

My entry for draw the princess contest.

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

That rock deserves a solid boop.

The Rock has been thoroughly bapped, my goodness.

[daryltwdixon]

That’s his TONGUE

[kittykatninja321]

Can someone tell Democrats that leftists and progressives with moral objections are not a big enough contingent to swing an election and if they were, the way to get groups to vote for you is to offer them things they want rather than lib-scold them about voting on social media

[cometshift]

predisasters

[avocado62524]

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Joker junior isn't the only kid in the joker's gang anymore.

Harley: This is your new babysitter I mean older brother, You know Mr.J and I can't just spend all our time with you Junior. Why don't you and Trixter get yourselves introduced while playing somewhere away from here, Kay bye!

Trixter(Danny): ...

JJ:...

Trixter(Danny): I like your nails they are pretty.

JJ: *growling and hissing*

...

Harley tugging the child leach with junior in it: it don't bite.

Danny: Yes it do!

[ectonurites]

the people's (midwest) princess

[wheelerboi]

Byler arguing about who is the heartthrob of Og Star Wars. Mike SWEARS Luke Skywalker is the prettiest boy in the galaxy but Will is like—

“…Han Solo??? Han FUCKING Solo?????!!! A hard headed idiot with a big mouth, bitchy personality and commitment issues—but also secretly the biggest teddy bear to the ppl he loves?? Hes just WAITING for an excuse to die for them?!? how can u not want to fix him??? FUCKING HARRISON FORD, MIKE.”

And Mike is like—

“But have you SEEN Luke? He’s the most innocent, pretty little man with the most TERRIBLE luck!! He has seen horror after horror, even overcame DARTH FUCKING VADER’s persuasion to the dark side—He has EVERY RIGHT to want to watch the galaxy burn, but each time he chooses HOPE?!? He chooses LOVE AND LIFE?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL FOR HIM.”

Meanwhile Dustin and Lucas are staring at each other with straight faces because Mike and Will CLEARLY have types 😐